150 Kids’ Christmas Jokes
A fun way to spend time with your kids at Christmas is with a fun Christmas joke-telling battle!
Using these jokes, see who can get the best laugh.
Or, of course, you can just pass this Christmas joke list off to your kids and let them be the stars of the show at every Christmas event you have this year.
The possibilities are endless, and so is the fun. Here are 150 hilarious Christmas jokes!
Enjoy!
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Christmas Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly, who?
Holly-days are here again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive the other reindeer.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf, who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna, who?
Anna Partridge in a pear tree!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open till Christmas!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda, who?
Honda first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at all these Christmas presents!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gladis
Gladis who?
Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cole.
Cole, who?
Cole me if you see Santa!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah, who?
Noah good Christmas joke?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa, who?
Santa Christmas card to you; did you get it?
Knock-Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary and Abby!
Mary and Abby who?
Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oh, Chris.
Oh, Chris, who?
Oh, Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey, who?
Dewey know how long it will be until Santa gets here?
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Animal Christmas Jokes
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How do Chihuahua’s say Merry Christmas?
Fleas Navidog!
How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
What do chickens mail their Christmas cards in?
HEN-velopes!
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells!
What is green, covered in Chrismtas lights, and goes “ribbit”?
A mistle-toad.
What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy Claws
What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A humbug!
What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A humbug.
What’s a dog’s favorite Christmas treat?
Candy canines.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells!
Where do pigs buy Chrismtas presents?
Hamazon.
How do sheep wish each other a merry Christmas?
Merry Christmas to “ewe”.
Christmas Tree Jokes
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What do Christmas trees wear at the pool?
Trunks.
How can you tell if a Christmas tree is a girl?
Because it’s wearing a tree skirt!
What happens when a Christmas tree goes numb?
It has pines and needles.
What happens to a Christmas tree on Valentine’s Day?
It gets all sappy.
What happens when a Christmas tree gets a present?
He lights up!
What’s the most frustrating thing for a Christmas tree?
Having a ton of limbs and not being able to walk.
What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
Aren’t you tired of hanging around?
What do you get when you cross Christmas tree lights and a pig?
A pig-lit.
How is a Christmas tree like a dog?
It’s all bark and no bite.
What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
Orna-mints.
What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?
Hey, lighten up!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
They have so many needles.
Why did the Chrismtas tree go to the dentist?
It needed a root canal.
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Santa Jokes For Kids
How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
Only one, after that it’s not empty any more!
Where does Santa store his Santa suit?
In his Claus-et.
What goes oh, oh, oh?
Santa Claus walking backwards!
How do you know Santa is good at karate?
He has a black belt.
What was Santa’s favorite subject in school?
Chemis-tree.
What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents, and scratches up your furniture?
Santa Claws.
Why does Santa use GPS?
He doesn’t want to be a lost Claus.
What does Santa say at the start of a race?
Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!
Why does Santa go down the chimney?
It soots him.
What is Santa’s dog’s name?
Santa Paws.
Why does St. Nicholas have a white beard?
So he can hide at the North Pole!
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
Which state is Santa’s favorite?
Idaho-ho-ho!
What’s Santa’s name when he joins the police department?
Santa Clues.
What do you call it when Santa takes a break?
A Santa Pause.
How does Santa keep track of every fireplace he has visited?
He keeps a log.
How does Santa clean his hands?
With Santatizer.
Where does Santa stay when he’s on holiday?
At a Ho-ho-tel!
Why don’t you ever see Santa in a hospital?
He has private “Elf Care”.
Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
He left his sleigh in a snow-parking zone.
What does Santa say after returning to the North Pole?
“There’s snow place like home.”
Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elfis Presley.
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claus-traphobia.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?
Looks like rain, dear!
What’s Santa’s favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jolly.
What’s Santa’s tax status?
Elf-employed.
Where does Santa go swimming?
The North Pool.
Why does Santa meditate?
He wants to be present.
What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa pause.
Why does Santa keep a clock in his sleigh?
So time can fly.
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Elf Jokes For Kids
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How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other’s shoulders!
What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
The ELF-abet!
What type of cars do elves drive?
Toy-otas.
Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
What kind of music do elves listen to?
“Wrap” music!
Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys, and rides around in a pumpkin?
Cinder-ELF-a!
What’s another name for elf feet?
Mistletoes.
What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle bills!
What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?
Whatever you want because he can’t hear you.
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Reindeer Jokes For Kids
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How is a reindeer like a coin?
Its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he’s a “rain”-deer!
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph!
What is a reindeer’s favorite coffee shop?
Star-bucks.
What do you call a reindeer with 3 eyes?
A reiiindeer.
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-“deer”!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
“Horn”-aments!
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can’t hear you!
How did Rudolph learn to play piano?
He was elf-taught.
What do cool reindeer say to Santa on Chrismtas Eve?
“We are ready to sleigh”.
Why didn’t Rudolph make the honor roll in school?
Because he went down in history.
Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken.
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Snowman/Snow Jokes For Kids
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
The cold shoulder.
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chill out.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
What do you call a snowman with a 6-pack?
An abdominal snoman.
What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce!
What song do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A brrrr-grrrrrr!
What do snowmen wat for breakfast?
Ice Krispies.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a shark?
Frost bite!
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
Where do Frosty and his wife go to dance?
Snowballs!
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
Who are Frosty’s parents?
Mom and Pop-sicle!
What did the police officer say when he saw Frosty stealing?
Freeze!
What did one snowman say another snowman?
You’re cool.
What do snowmen call their sons and daughters?
Chill-dren.
What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill!
What does Frosty eat for lunch?
Ice-“berg”-ers!
How does a snowman lose weight?
He waits for the weather to get warmer!
What do snowmen say when politlely declining an invitation?
Snow thanks.
Why was Frosty the Snowman kicked out of the produce section at the grocery store?
Because they caught him picking his nose….
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Have an ice day!
How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you!
What does Jack Frost like best about school?
Snow and tell.
What can bite and nip at your toes but has no teeth?
Frost!
What do you call Frosty when he mows the lawn?
Frosty the Mow-man!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
How was the snow globe feeling?
A little shaken!
What do construction workers use at the North Pole?
Snow cones!
More Christmas Jokes
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What’s red, white, and blue at Christmas time?
A sad candy cane!
What happens if you eat too many Christmas decorations?
You get “tinsel”-itus!
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet.
Why is the Grinch a great gardener?
He has a green thumb.
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it’s in Decembrrrr!
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crummy!
What did the bald man say when he was gifted a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
What did the gingerbread man get when he broke his leg?
A candy cane
How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
25- there’s noel.
What do Eskimos use to hold their homes together?
Ig-“glue”!
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there!
I hope you’ve enjoyed these hilarious kids’ Christmas jokes!
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